Death by candy and other toxins

You could kills yourself eating candy.  At one sitting consume 102 “fun size” M&Ms and your family will be ordering your tombstone.  [LA Times Oct 31, 2016]

For comparison, it would take 39 325-milligram aspirin tablets to achieve a lethal dose and have a 50/50 chance of dying.  [Quora]  It takes a blood/alcohol level of 0.3 to 0.4 percent to approach lethal range.  [Vice.com] Or 30 standard alcohol drinks or about 1 liter of spirits or four bottles of wine will cause a person to lose consciousness and die. [Alcohol.org.nz]  A person working on their second bottle of wine would probably be too drunk to down another two bottles.  Down your alcohol with the anti-anxiety medication Xanax and 1 beer has the lethality of 2-3 beers. [Portfolios]

It would take 48 extra-strength Tylenol (acetaminophen) tablets to cause liver failure and death.  Tylenol toxicity is tricky if a person keeps taking it. [Medscape.com]  Just slightly too much Tylenol taken over a period of several days can have deadly consequences. [Live Science] Downing 120 ibuprofen (Motrin) tablets achieves lethality. [SafetyMedical.net] A chart showing the minimum lethal dose of drugs is scary.  It only takes 8 codeine tablets to produce a mortal consequence.  [LostAllHope.com]

Short of stomach pumping, syrup of ipecac would induce vomiting and is a home treatment for poisoning. [Drugs.com]  But a safer and more effective remedy is activated charcoal.  [Mayo Clinic] Activated charcoal is good to have around in case pets or young children get into the medicine cabinet.  Don’t use ipecac if charcoal has been consumed (as if you are thinking straight in this situation).

I subject myself to criticism for publishing how to commit molecular suicide which may be imprudent should this information get in the hands of a marginal personality but I just thought it might be helpful should Hillary win the election.

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